DINOSAUR POOP, COPROLITE, SCAT, DUNG

DINOSAUR POOP, COPROLITE, SCAT, DUNG
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$34.05
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DINOSAUR POOP, COPROLITE, SCAT, DUNG
THIS IS THE REST OF THE STORY!  MY WIFE DOESN'T HAVE AN INTEREST IN MY EBAY HOBBY SO SOMETIMES WHEN I RETURN FROM A SALE OR MARKET SHE WILL ASK ME "WHAT DID YOU BUY THIS TIME?...A PILE OF X@#&*. WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THIS TIME I GRIN AND SAID "YAP I DID JUST THAT."

NOW I REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM. BESIDES MY WIFE CALLING MY FANTASTIC FIND "HORRENDOUS AND GROSS" SHE WON'T LET ME IN THE HOUSE WITH IT. SHE SAYS EITHER YOU OR THE X@#&* MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE. I BEG YOU! BUY IT FROM ME, DEPRIVE ME OF IT, MAKE IT DISAPPEAR. HELP ME GET IN MY HOME AND OUT OF THE FREEZING WEATHER AND FALLING SNOW. HELP ME LOOK BACK UPON THIS EXPERIENCE AS JUST A BAD DREAM. A TIME WHEN MY BETTER JUDGMENT MUST HAVE BEEN ON HOLIDAY.

WHEN I GOT THE ULTIMATUM OF EITHER "ME" OR "IT" MUST GO I THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LONG TIME AND DECIDED SINCE MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SO MANY YEARS AND WE BOTH HAVE STARTED TO FOSSILIZE I WOULD PRESENT IT TO YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION.

YEP, YOU HEARD RIGHT!!!! IT IS A FOSSILIZED DINOSAUR POOP!!! CHILDREN WHO LOVES DINOSAURS JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT AND THE GROWNUPS WHO WANT A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE ADORE IT. IT IS COMMONLY KNOWN AS DINO DUNG AND MAY BE AS MUCH AS 250,000,000 YEARS OLD.

HERE IS THE SCOOP ON DINOSAUR POOP! HOW DO PALEONTOLOGIST KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS ATE? THEY CAN ANALYZE THEIR POOP BECAUSE IT CONTAINS THE REMAINS OF ITS LAST MEAL. FORTUNATELY, WE CAN LEARN A LOT FROM WHAT AN ANIMAL LEAVES BEHIND. SCIENTISTS OFTEN COLLECT AN ANIMAL'S DUNG OR SCAT, BECAUSE IT REVEALS CLUES TO THE ANIMAL'S DIET, DIGESTION, RANGE AND ENVIRONMENT.

IN NICER TERMS THE DUNG OR SCAT IS CALL COPROLITE AND CONSIDERED TO BE A TRACE FOSSIL, JUST LIKE DINOSAUR FOOT PRINTS. COPROLITE IS FOSSILIZED OR PRESERVED EXCREMENT--SIMPLY PUT, IT IS FOSSIL POOP.

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