ANTIQUE STRAIGHT RAZER, READ DESCRIPTION

ANTIQUE STRAIGHT RAZER, READ DESCRIPTION
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ANTIQUE STRAIGHT RAZER, READ DESCRIPTION
THIS STRAIGHT RAZOR REMINDS ME OF A SONG I SANG AS A YOUNG BOY GROWING UP IN THE OZARK MOUNTAINS OF ARKANSAS. MY GRANDMOTHER PAID A NEIGHBOR 50 CENTS TO GIVE ME VOICE LESSONS. BOY! I SURE COULD SING! THE SONG TITLE WAS "THE PREACHER AND THE BEAR" AND WENT LIKE THIS:

A PREACHER WENT WALKING. IT WAS ON ONE SUNDAY MORN. IT WAS AGAINST HIS RELIGION BUT HE TOOK HIS GUN ALONG.

HE SHOT HIMSELF SOME MIGHTY FINE QUAIL AND ONE LITTLE PUNY HARE BUT ON HIS WAY RETURNING HOME HE MET A GREAT BIG GRIZZLY BEAR!

THE BEAR REARED UP GRABBED THE PREACHER AND MADE AN AWFUL SOUND. THE PREACHER REACHED IN HIS POCKET FOR HIS STRAIGHT RAZOR OUT JUST BEFORE HE HIT THE GROUND.

THEY HIT THE GROUND WITH AN AWFUL BANG; IT WAS A TERRIBLE SIGHT! THE PREACHER AND THE BEAR WITH RAZOR IN HIS HAIR JUST CUTTING LEFT AND RIGHT!

THEY ROLLED AROUND ON THE GROUND. THE PREACHER WAS UP THEN HE WAS DOWN. THE BEAR LET OUT A PAINFUL MOAN. IT LOOKED LIKE THE PREACHER WAS HOLDING HIS OWN.

THE PREACHER GOT A SECOND WIND AND STARTED OUT TO RAN AGAIN. HE SPOTTED A TREE AND SHOUTED "UP ON THAT LIMB IS THE PLACE FOR ME"! HE MADE A BOUND FOR THE LIMB WHERE HE WOULD BE SAFE AND SOUND.

THE PREACHER LEAPED UP AND MADE THE LIMB JUST AS THE BEAR MADE ANOTHER LUNGE AT HIM. OH! LORD! "I PROMISE NOT TO SIN AGAIN ON SABBATH DAY I'LL GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY AND PRAY". THE PREACHER TURNED ABOUT, CAST HIS EYES TO THE SKY AND HE DID SHOUT!

OH! LORD! YOU DELIVERED DANIEL FROM THE LION'S DEN; ALSO DELIVERED JONAH FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE AND THEN----THE HEBREW CHILDREN FROM THE FIRRY FURNACE SO THE GOOD BOOK I DO DECLARE. SO LORD, IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T HELP THAT BEAR!

NOW TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A REAL ANTIQUE STRAIGHT RAZOR MADE BY SATINEDGE? IT HAS GOOD HANDLES. THE CUTTING EDGE OF THE BLADE IS RUSTY. ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HANDLE IS WHAT LOOKS LIKE TWO DUCKS. THE BLADE IS RUSTY. PERHAPS IF YOU BUY THIS "PREACHER'S" RAZOR AND OWN A BEAR RUG YOU MAY FIND THE MISSING BLADE CHIPS IN THE BEAR HIDE AND HAIR.

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